Sometimes going to bed feels like the highlight of my day. Every morning when I wake up, my first thought is, ‘When can I come back here?’ It’s the carrot that keeps me motivated. This is another thing that I will never have in common with my children. ‘Bed? What’s that? No, I’m not doing that.’ They never want to go to bed. My children act like they’ve never been to sleep before. “Bedtime makes you realize how completely incapable you are of being in charge of another human being. On How Kids Perceive Sleep Compared To Adults Gaffigan has plenty to say about parenthood, and for good reason his brood of 5 kids provides endless material including these 12 timeless revelations. If you’re Jim Gaffigan, you go write a book about how to be a good parent when you have no idea what you’re doing - and use that sentence as the title. If you’re like most parents, when your kid’s first full written sentence is “Dad is fat,” you go find a book about how to raise respectful children or properly address body image issues.
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